Thursday, October 23rd

Unstoppable Perfect
@ Happy Ending, 302 Broome St.
10PM-4AM
No Cover
2 for 1 drinks 11-12

Buck says: Unstoppable Perfect is a weekly party at Happy Ending, but you knew that. What's so great about it? Nothing. It's never any better or worse then the last one and we enjoy that kind of consistency. If you're trying to avoid bands then this is one of the few options you have tonight. Make sure you buy Antwan a shot - he's the dude with the camera.

The Whiskey
@ 205, 205 Chrystie St.

9PM-4AM

Free, Must RSVP here
Free Ardberg Whiskey all night

Bucks says: 205 is where all the trust fund hipsters hang out when they're not out yachting (trust me, they yacht like motherfuckers). Tonight a gaggle of random bands you have never heard of will be playing upstairs. Downstairs isn't much better with the exception of Amylu and Marcelo - they're sweethearts. But let's cut the shit - the only reason anyone will be at this is for the endless free whiskey. I suggest bringing a switchblade or your huge ex-jock friend. We all know what happens when people drink whiskey all night - it's going to get ugly!

MyOpenBar Presents

w/ The Muslims, Vivian Girls, & more

@ Don Pedro's, 90 Manhattan Ave - Brooklyn
9PM
$5, Must RSVP here

Free SoCo all night

Bucks says: Hipster bands? Check. Free alcohol? Check. Middle of fucking nowhere? Check. Sounds like an MOB party alright. Wait one more question to confirm. No cover? Umm... not check. Wait, is this a MyOpenBar party? What gives MOB, we're in a recession and we only have tip money. The bartenders are going to be pretty pissed when my tip consists of pennies and pocket lint.