Thursday, November 12th

NC-17
@ Lit, 93 2nd Ave.
10PM-4AM
No Cover
Open Bar 12-12:30

Buck says: If you didn't get your fill of partying in smelly basements when you were in high school then this is your jammy jam. Instead of the party being thrown by the asshole jock, NC-17 is led by the androgynous DJ Jess. Despite this, the words "asshole" and "jock" are still pretty appropriate when describing this party - in more ways then one. Zing! Anywho, skip the open bar and don't bother getting here until 2AM because that's about when it gets fun. And don't let the bitchy bartenders ruin your night.

Wednesday, November 12th

VHS Or Beta DJs
w/ Free Blood, Justin Miller (DFA)
@ 205, 205 Chrystie St.
8PM

Buck says: Ever wonder what the rich hipster kids you always see at Hiro on Thursday do on Wednesday? No. Yeah, well your slutty girlfriend does and this ones for her. Poor girl can't survive on PBR - she needs a "man" that can afford an occasional Apple-tini. By the way VHS Or Beta and some dude from DFA are DJing which is something, I suppose. Free Blood and US Royalty are playing live too.

Play House
w/ Steve Aoki
@ Cain, 544 W. 27th St.
11PM
Free w/ RSVP

Buck says: Lourde Douche spinning at a bridge-and-tunnel club. That is all.

Tuesday, November 11th

Disco Down
@ Happy Ending, 302 Broome St.
10PM-4AM
No Cover
Free vodka 11-12

Buck says: No matter how bad the economy gets it will have zero effect on the party kids who never had jobs in the first place. You'll find plenty of them at Happy Ending tonight sharing their free vodka with down-and-out former Wall Street brokers just looking to drown their sorrows. Oh, and before you wipe your ass with the latest copy of Paper bring it to the party and have it signed by the Glitter Kids... whoever the fuck they are? Paper, just kidding about the ass wiping line - I dig ya, just needed some funny editorial. You know how it is.

Saturday, November 8th

Pretty In Pink
@ Public Assembly, 70 N. 6th St.
10PM-4AM
$10, $8 if you wear pink
Free porn and $4 Pink Pussycat Cocktails

Buck says: The only thing better then sluts is tattoo'd sluts. Burning Angel is hosting this little shindig so there will surely be plenty of the latter. The special guest DJ is some wanker from the Real World: Brooklyn, and by "special" they mean retarded. You know, like Corky - poor dumb bastard. Well the combination of naked porn stars and MTV reality asshats means one thing - more bridge and tunnel morons then you can shake a stick at. Although I suggest trying, just make sure your stick is a spiked bat.