Old Buck had to split town for a few (don't ask) but your boy is back in NYC and ready to fuck shit up! The new year brings all types of shitty parties to blab about so stay tuned.
Event Listings
Tuesday, December 30, 2008
Wednesday, November 12, 2008
Thursday, November 12th
NC-17
@ Lit, 93 2nd Ave.
10PM-4AM
No Cover
Open Bar 12-12:30
Buck says: If you didn't get your fill of partying in smelly basements when you were in high school then this is your jammy jam. Instead of the party being thrown by the asshole jock, NC-17 is led by the androgynous DJ Jess. Despite this, the words "asshole" and "jock" are still pretty appropriate when describing this party - in more ways then one. Zing! Anywho, skip the open bar and don't bother getting here until 2AM because that's about when it gets fun. And don't let the bitchy bartenders ruin your night.
Tuesday, November 11, 2008
Wednesday, November 12th
VHS Or Beta DJs
w/ Free Blood, Justin Miller (DFA)
@ 205, 205 Chrystie St.
8PM
Buck says: Ever wonder what the rich hipster kids you always see at Hiro on Thursday do on Wednesday? No. Yeah, well your slutty girlfriend does and this ones for her. Poor girl can't survive on PBR - she needs a "man" that can afford an occasional Apple-tini. By the way VHS Or Beta and some dude from DFA are DJing which is something, I suppose. Free Blood and US Royalty are playing live too.
Play House
w/ Steve Aoki
@ Cain, 544 W. 27th St.
11PM
Free w/ RSVP
Buck says: Lourde Douche spinning at a bridge-and-tunnel club. That is all.
Tuesday, November 11th
Disco Down
@ Happy Ending, 302 Broome St.
10PM-4AM
No Cover
Free vodka 11-12
Buck says: No matter how bad the economy gets it will have zero effect on the party kids who never had jobs in the first place. You'll find plenty of them at Happy Ending tonight sharing their free vodka with down-and-out former Wall Street brokers just looking to drown their sorrows. Oh, and before you wipe your ass with the latest copy of Paper bring it to the party and have it signed by the Glitter Kids... whoever the fuck they are? Paper, just kidding about the ass wiping line - I dig ya, just needed some funny editorial. You know how it is.
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Labels: discodown, free, happyending, openbar, tuesday
Saturday, November 8, 2008
Saturday, November 8th
Pretty In Pink
@ Public Assembly, 70 N. 6th St.
10PM-4AM
$10, $8 if you wear pink
Free porn and $4 Pink Pussycat Cocktails
Buck says: The only thing better then sluts is tattoo'd sluts. Burning Angel is hosting this little shindig so there will surely be plenty of the latter. The special guest DJ is some wanker from the Real World: Brooklyn, and by "special" they mean retarded. You know, like Corky - poor dumb bastard. Well the combination of naked porn stars and MTV reality asshats means one thing - more bridge and tunnel morons then you can shake a stick at. Although I suggest trying, just make sure your stick is a spiked bat.
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Labels: burningangel, joeynova, mtv, publicassembly, saturday
Monday, October 27, 2008
Tuesday, October 28th
The Fame Ball w/ Lady Gaga, Semi Precious Weapon, Cazwell, Amanda Lepore, & more.
@ Highline Ballroom, 431 W. 16th St.
9PM-4AM
$10
Buck says: I have no idea who this Lady Gaga chick is but she has a great ass! NYC is famous for it's gay nightlife and, frankly, it doesn't get much gayer then this. But just remember: gay means fun, and with performances by SPW and Cazwell it certainly will be. And if all the glam boys aren't your thing then just sit tight and wait for the show. Word on the street is it's going to be damn near impossible to get into this so get their early and wear your assless fur chaps.
No Cover
Free Trump vodka 10:30-11:30
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Labels: amandalepore, angelsandkings, cazwell, fameball, highline, ladygaga, trainwreck, tuesday
Sunday, October 26, 2008
Scenery: Chocolate Rainman
Man, are we really so obsessed with pop culture that hipster kids are taking style tips from Tay Zonday? Seriously? Don't be surpised if next month we see Michael Cera running around Brooklyn dressed like the fucking Star Wars kid. Chocolate RAAAAIIIINNN.
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Labels: scenery
Thursday, October 23, 2008
Thursday, October 23rd
Unstoppable Perfect
@ Happy Ending, 302 Broome St.
10PM-4AM
No Cover
2 for 1 drinks 11-12
Buck says: Unstoppable Perfect is a weekly party at Happy Ending, but you knew that. What's so great about it? Nothing. It's never any better or worse then the last one and we enjoy that kind of consistency. If you're trying to avoid bands then this is one of the few options you have tonight. Make sure you buy Antwan a shot - he's the dude with the camera.
@ 205, 205 Chrystie St.
Free Ardberg Whiskey all night
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Labels: 205, donpedros, happyending, myopenbar, openbar, thursday, unstoppableperfect
Monday, October 20, 2008
CMJ = Clusterfuck of Marketing Jerkoffs
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Tuesday, October 21st
Taste: CMJ Kickoff & Dinner Party
@ Nublu, 62 Ave C
9PM
Free, must RSVP here
Complimentary drinks and food, 9-12
Buck says: This is weird, and yet semi-awesome, event. The talent line-up is all over the map which means you won't get bored. As always the best part is the free drinks and food. This is only for the cool kids, which you aren't. So when you RSVP and it asks for your "company/affiliation" just type in Vice or Pitchfork or some other trendy company with a large staff.
@ Hiro, 363 West 16th St.
$8/$12
Sunday, October 19, 2008
Scenery
So this is what happens when a former gutter punk cleans the piss off his clothes and decides he likes The Cure more then Choking Victim? Oh well, at least you have those bitchin' Indian ink tats! 2012, aye? Clever... clever like a retard. Semper Fi.
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Labels: scenery
Monday, October 20th
Drambuie Den
Buck says: Nothing makes you feel better then going to the gym, right? Especially when you go and stuff your face with free food and booze. Brooklyn hipster elitists (and twins, neato!) Finger On The Pulse will be spinning alongside Treasure Fingers. Douchetastic! This will be your longest session at the gym ever.
Saturday, October 18, 2008
Sunday, October 19th
Dim Mak NYC
@ BLVD, 199 Bowery
10PM-4AM
Free w/ RSVP here
Open Bar: 10-11, not sure what.
Buck says: Sorry if I'm not as excited as the rest of you idiots about this one. Stretch Armstrong, Eli Escobar, Pase Rock, and a special guest. Oh boy! More fucking DJs... You're a record label how about a band? And if the special guest is Steve Aoki then I'm going to punch someone in the face - probably Steve Aoki. If you like "oonst-oonst" shit disguised as hipster electro shit (and we're talking extra retarded LA hipsters) then this is your jam.
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Labels: BLVD, dimmak, fluid, gracehotel, sunday