Thursday, November 12th

NC-17
@ Lit, 93 2nd Ave.
10PM-4AM
No Cover
Open Bar 12-12:30

Buck says: If you didn't get your fill of partying in smelly basements when you were in high school then this is your jammy jam. Instead of the party being thrown by the asshole jock, NC-17 is led by the androgynous DJ Jess. Despite this, the words "asshole" and "jock" are still pretty appropriate when describing this party - in more ways then one. Zing! Anywho, skip the open bar and don't bother getting here until 2AM because that's about when it gets fun. And don't let the bitchy bartenders ruin your night.

Tuesday, November 11th

Disco Down
@ Happy Ending, 302 Broome St.
10PM-4AM
No Cover
Free vodka 11-12

Buck says: No matter how bad the economy gets it will have zero effect on the party kids who never had jobs in the first place. You'll find plenty of them at Happy Ending tonight sharing their free vodka with down-and-out former Wall Street brokers just looking to drown their sorrows. Oh, and before you wipe your ass with the latest copy of Paper bring it to the party and have it signed by the Glitter Kids... whoever the fuck they are? Paper, just kidding about the ass wiping line - I dig ya, just needed some funny editorial. You know how it is.

Thursday, October 23rd

Unstoppable Perfect
@ Happy Ending, 302 Broome St.
10PM-4AM
No Cover
2 for 1 drinks 11-12

Buck says: Unstoppable Perfect is a weekly party at Happy Ending, but you knew that. What's so great about it? Nothing. It's never any better or worse then the last one and we enjoy that kind of consistency. If you're trying to avoid bands then this is one of the few options you have tonight. Make sure you buy Antwan a shot - he's the dude with the camera.

The Whiskey
@ 205, 205 Chrystie St.

9PM-4AM

Free, Must RSVP here
Free Ardberg Whiskey all night

Bucks says: 205 is where all the trust fund hipsters hang out when they're not out yachting (trust me, they yacht like motherfuckers). Tonight a gaggle of random bands you have never heard of will be playing upstairs. Downstairs isn't much better with the exception of Amylu and Marcelo - they're sweethearts. But let's cut the shit - the only reason anyone will be at this is for the endless free whiskey. I suggest bringing a switchblade or your huge ex-jock friend. We all know what happens when people drink whiskey all night - it's going to get ugly!

MyOpenBar Presents

w/ The Muslims, Vivian Girls, & more

@ Don Pedro's, 90 Manhattan Ave - Brooklyn
9PM
$5, Must RSVP here

Free SoCo all night

Bucks says: Hipster bands? Check. Free alcohol? Check. Middle of fucking nowhere? Check. Sounds like an MOB party alright. Wait one more question to confirm. No cover? Umm... not check. Wait, is this a MyOpenBar party? What gives MOB, we're in a recession and we only have tip money. The bartenders are going to be pretty pissed when my tip consists of pennies and pocket lint.

Tuesday, October 21st

Taste: CMJ Kickoff & Dinner Party
@ Nublu, 62 Ave C
9PM
Free, must RSVP here
Complimentary drinks and food, 9-12

Buck says: This is weird, and yet semi-awesome, event. The talent line-up is all over the map which means you won't get bored. As always the best part is the free drinks and food. This is only for the cool kids, which you aren't. So when you RSVP and it asks for your "company/affiliation" just type in Vice or Pitchfork or some other trendy company with a large staff.

Deli & GBH Present
@ Hiro, 363 West 16th St.

7:30PM
$8/$12

Bud Lite Open Bar 7:30-8:30

Buck says: Good old Hiro Ballroom - where hipsters can get a glimpse of how the collar poppin' B&T crowd live (B&T = Bridge & Tunnel, stupido). The combo of decent bands and free shitty beer make this worth checking out. Of course there's like 10 better shows tonight, but this isn't a concert blog it's a party blog and with GBH involved this is more party then concert.

Monday, October 20th

Drambuie Den

@ Katra, 217 Bowery

6:30-9:30

Free, must RSVP here

Buck says: Stay the fuck home, order chinese and watch Heroes. Seriously, tonight is your only chance to rest up before the shit storm that is CMJ rolls into town. If you absolutely must get hammered at least drink early and eat some food. Drambuie Den offers both - for free! I checked out the last one of these and the food was great. The Drambuie cocktails weren't bad either.

Under The Gymfluence

w/ Treasure Fingers, FOTP, and live performance from cast of Spiegelworld

@ 404 Lafayette St.

8PM-11PM

Free, must RSVP here

Buck says: Nothing makes you feel better then going to the gym, right? Especially when you go and stuff your face with free food and booze. Brooklyn hipster elitists (and twins, neato!) Finger On The Pulse will be spinning alongside Treasure Fingers. Douchetastic! This will be your longest session at the gym ever.